I know it's already been linked to on this site, but if you missed it, here you go.
"Some fans have asked me about D’Anthony Smith and how his injury has healed. I am happy to report that D. Smith is 100% and I quote “excited to get back on the field.” However… With his torn Achilles injury, I assumed that when it healed he would inherit almost superhuman-like abilities, like Cubs ace, Henry Rowengartner got in that documentary “Rookie of the Year.” Wow was I wrong… I called out D’Anthony while we were playing basketball and bet him that he couldn’t dunk. The result? Well I’m not going to embarrass him, but let’s just say it ended with the gym falling to the ground laughing and the ball ending up 40 feet away from the basket. If you see D’Anthony, please tell him that Austen would like his money."